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# I have two years worth of a psychology degree.
And I can waffle on a bit.

What seems to be troubling you?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Well,
I think that I'm a pair of curtains....
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:59, archived)
# jamacia?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Pull yourself...
... no, I wont bother.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Um...
pull yourself together?

You know, we have a place for people like you. It's lovely, all white and soft. Except for the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:01, archived)
# is it
a loaf of bread?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Yes,
yes it is. It has a door, so you can go inside, and be with lots of other people, just like yourself.
And there is a whole team of people to look after you.
Come on, you'll love it.
And besides, I've already completed the paperwork...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# You mean
nurses?

And all the bread I can eat?

Where do I sign?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:07, archived)
# On this dotted line:


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(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Damn, now I've got writing on my work, too.
I hope it doesn't print like that.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Shush.
You're upsetting my patients.

I could probably find you a nice quiet wing of you're own, if you really want...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)