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# OH! Crabby,
I've got this new toy and you'd love it.
Oy, less of that...
It's called Kooky the rocking and talking crocodile.
Have you seen them?
You say something to it and then it starts dancing and repeating what ever you said in a totally munted up, stuttering type of song.
Might sound a bit naff, but it's amused me no end tonight.
Hi, Spacefish. No sleep till Brooklyn.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 19:58, archived)
# That sounds fantastic
i want one. woo. and spacey, yes, boxers with my crab on are obviously and undeniably the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:06, archived)
# Just think of how many
men's groins your face is going to be next to simultaneously around the world.
Ha ha ha well.....rathergood thought!
I might buy my lodger a pair, then you can be inside his trousers on a regular basis!
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:09, archived)
# That's not the right way to look at it
would do my head in. My crab being used as a pulling tool al over the world- that's the way i think about it. far more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:11, archived)
# Yeah
but my version makes me laugh more at the thought of it.
I'm watching a mental film called "Fun" at the moment about 2 psycho teengage girls that murdered some old lady.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:13, archived)
# Yup
and yes, what an appropriate title. It really is good fun killing old ladies you know
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:23, archived)
# I'm sure that girl
is off the Waltons or Little House on the Prairie orsomething similar.
Or should I just put my glasses on?
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:25, archived)
# The Waltons
were serial killers. No doubt there.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:27, archived)
# HA HA HA
Vulga and my boyfriend are now cuddled up to each other on the sofa, both asleep.
Ah bless!
How sweet.
He came round for a vodka and pulled my boyfriend.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:29, archived)
# That's really sweet.
You must have a warm glow inside
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:31, archived)
# Tha'ts
Brighton for you.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:32, archived)
# I've heard that
about brighton
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:33, archived)
# Yeah,
I've heard the same about London as well.
(Nacho, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:39, archived)
# You know
what it's like here. I wouldn't have it any other way. You've got to live before you die.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:50, archived)