Absolut math
Came up with this idea in school at some point, probably been done to death already.

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Niffux,
Fri 16 Jan 2004, 21:23,
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pfffffft
great mathematical punnage
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lemony,
Fri 16 Jan 2004, 21:25,
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hahahahah
hatstand!!!
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mixtapes,
Fri 16 Jan 2004, 21:25,
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and at the price
"its an absolut value!"
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mixtapes,
Fri 16 Jan 2004, 21:26,
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no it's not,
it's modulus vodka.
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bananaman,
Fri 16 Jan 2004, 21:27,
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yay!
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the triple legendary unicorn,
Fri 16 Jan 2004, 21:27,
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That's actually rather good ..
appealling to all the drunkard mathmos out there *puts hand up*.
Q: What's green and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.
/coat
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Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Fri 16 Jan 2004, 22:13,
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