I invented the man pram
prams: best conveyances ever. Yet you see toddlers screaming blue murder about not wanting to go in them. Next time, I'll just shove the bastard out the way and he CAN walk and I'll be pushed. By his tattooed pikey chain-smoking mother
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dotmund .co.uk,
Thu 22 Jan 2004, 10:52,
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It's been done
it's called a wheelchair.
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Thu 22 Jan 2004, 10:53,
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I want that one
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sick_boy,
Thu 22 Jan 2004, 10:54,
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BAH!
wheelchairs don't have half the brilliant bits. It has to have a cover to keep out the elements, toys and everything. Man prams should be the sophisticated equivalent to limousines
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dotmund .co.uk,
Thu 22 Jan 2004, 10:55,
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Stephen hawkings
has a speak and spell and a hover-pack!
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sick_boy,
Thu 22 Jan 2004, 10:56,
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now you're talking!
or, in his case, it is talking
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dotmund .co.uk,
Thu 22 Jan 2004, 10:57,
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Thu 22 Jan 2004, 10:57,
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If it was low slung enough
you could look up ladies' skirts.
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Thu 22 Jan 2004, 10:57,
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