yes. should I meet Gaz, that will be my first priority. here is ann widdecombe:

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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 5:00,
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... if only I had some dubbin.
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 5:21,
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... some people I know interviewed him last week, and he gave them tickets to his exhibition on er... pictures of himself. I was asked if I wanted to go, and I said "why not?" If I get to speak to him, I'll see if he's up for it.
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 5:40,
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"a male barbie" - you should take some photoshopped pictures and give them to him, see what he thinks.
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 5:44,
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... which was my fantastic contribution to last weeks popbitch. he describes him self as being from a third sex. Er... he lives in a threesome with manager & his wife too.
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 5:48,
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about dubbin.
Thank you for bringing it to my favourite medium...
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 5:29,
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Thank you for bringing it to my favourite medium...
welcome. Lest I baffle any Americans, here is a suitable transatlantic celeb:

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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 5:38,
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that dubbin was wax for canoes.
My mate used to use it on his football boots, or rather his mum used to polish his boots with it.
I used to find it funny to say that his mums fingers smell of dubbin. Hence my fond memories of dubbin... ahh.
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 5:52,
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My mate used to use it on his football boots, or rather his mum used to polish his boots with it.
I used to find it funny to say that his mums fingers smell of dubbin. Hence my fond memories of dubbin... ahh.
thank you; you're a brick, and I am flattered. i'm actually a doctor now, hence the lack of recent updates.
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 5:52,
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I've updated it. It's probably libelous now. What do you think?
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 6:02,
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Can you get mad bloke who puts silly things on his head? Or Prof Hawking?
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 6:07,
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prof hawking... have spotted him several times tootling around Cam, but alas! no dubbin to hand. apparently he recently went into addenbrooke's (hospital) A&E (ER) when his wheelchair ran amok and propelled him into a wall, but I wasn't there at the time... honest
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Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:00,
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