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(kid special, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 22:45, archived)
# hehehe...
she's the queen of people's hearts, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 22:46, archived)
# What's with all this puppy nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 23:01, archived)
# ah, she had a lovely hangover cure you know
store oranges and water in the fridge, before retiring, drink a bottle of water, suck on an orange, go to bed, an hour later, come downstairs, drink a bottle of water, and suck an orange, continue for several hours, then throw yourself downstairs

edit: nicked this off of www.twochapstalking.com
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I was hungover this morning.
So I went and had a piss, then went back to bed for 4 hours. Worked wonders.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 22:52, archived)
# also good
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Heh heh
another good one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 23:17, archived)
# That looks familiar
My microwave caught fire last week.. I fell asleep and with it having a dodgy timer it didnt switch itself off. Woke up with the room full of smoke and the microwave ablaze.

Then on Friday I set my ashtray on fire and the coffee table caught fire.. Along with all the lighters, remote controls, both my phones.. and my blow torch... I was alseep right next to it.
I have a huge scorch mark on the wall from when the blow torch exploded. and my arm was splattered with burning plastic..

Ahh smoke inhalation 2 weeks running..

I think this must be a record..

Anyone else nearly died of their own drunken stupidity 2 weeks running ?

(TheGoodStuff, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 12:01, archived)