a year in my lifei wanked a lot in january
did i enjoy it much? yes, very!
February was the same
Wanked and wanked and wanked again
What about that spring month March?
I hardened sheets with Mike's love-starch
In April, did I play in the sun?
No, I stayed in bed and played Sex for One
Got into a rhythm in May
Wanked at night and in the day
Enjoyed myself a lot in June
Used my skin-flute, played a tune
July and August and September
I fiddled with my massive member
Tried but failed in October
It was floppy cos I wasn't sober
Had a good time in November
I still shed tears when I remember
For Christmas instead of a Yuletide treat
My knob fell off and hurt my feet.
(did i enjoy it much? yes, very!
February was the same
Wanked and wanked and wanked again
What about that spring month March?
I hardened sheets with Mike's love-starch
In April, did I play in the sun?
No, I stayed in bed and played Sex for One
Got into a rhythm in May
Wanked at night and in the day
Enjoyed myself a lot in June
Used my skin-flute, played a tune
July and August and September
I fiddled with my massive member
Tried but failed in October
It was floppy cos I wasn't sober
Had a good time in November
I still shed tears when I remember
For Christmas instead of a Yuletide treat
My knob fell off and hurt my feet.
mikeisbrill,
Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:17,
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