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# Oh and 'Hitler, my part in his downfall'
I was shown in to the captain's office by the sergeant. The officer sat behind a table decorated with a merry grey blanket in a room lit by a 40 watt light bulb that, when lit, made the room darker.

Officer 'Milligan is it? Why are you wearing civilian clothes?'
Milligan 'Well, they wouldn't let me on the train naked, sir'
Sergeant 'SILENCE when you speak to an officer'
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 5:12, archived)
# I thought of a Hitler based poem last night
but I'm not going to post it cos I'm trying to be clean today (apart from the bag of chips comment).
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 6:59, archived)
# ooh <font color="blue">go on</font>
go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!

I for one remain unoffended by all, with the possible exception of Burnley fans...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 7:59, archived)