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# And on a more cheeful note...
... has anybody heard any new jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 7:25, archived)
# no,
but i have been recycling old ones by miising out the punchline....
(redifusion, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 7:32, archived)
# how do you double the value of a skoda?
put it on a leaf and wait til autumn
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 7:43, archived)
# how do you get an elephant out of a tree?
fill it up with petrol
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 7:45, archived)
# My dog's got no nose
How does it smell?
Jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 8:34, archived)
# An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman
walk into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 8:55, archived)
# jokes
what do you call an italian with a rubber toe?

roberto
what do you call a french man in sandals?

philippe faloppe:-)
(nic*, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 8:52, archived)
# suberp!
what's the motto of the french navy? "To the water, it's the hour!"

(takes a bit of thought. rather sad, too.)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)
# nope
don't get it ... :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
why do the french only eat one egg?
(coz one egg is always enough
(nic*, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:29, archived)