There was an item on Sky News last nightI was watching it in the gym. They had a baptist minister in, and he was complaining about a bunch of naturists having monthly film nights in a local cinema. His explanation as to why it was all wrong started with 'I believe in God and heaven. And I believe he has certain standards.' and went downhill from there.
It's just the way he said 'certain standards' in such a Daily Mail 'standards of decent, upright behaviour' way. It made me imagine a big hand coming out of a cloud, saying 'Whatever will the neighbours think!' and smiting the unjust.
(It's just the way he said 'certain standards' in such a Daily Mail 'standards of decent, upright behaviour' way. It made me imagine a big hand coming out of a cloud, saying 'Whatever will the neighbours think!' and smiting the unjust.
foop,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:11,
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Did not the Lord intend for us to walk the earth naked anyway?If I remember correctly from my old RE lessons, it was Adam and Eve who decided to wear clothes after the old apple thing...
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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:14,
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outside of the garden of edenthere's a draught.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:16,
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i think if there's a god watching over ushe's doing it with a huge double scotch in his hand, laughing at the catholics "ha, ha! you got it all wrong!"
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:15,
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