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# Being as its quiet
have a news-related repost

(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:58, archived)
# deep breath ...
how shagging celibate self-deluding closet cases in fucking big dresses can even think about calling anybody else deviant centuries after the fucking enlightenment, the discovery of evolution and the pissing industrial revolution is beyond my cocking feeble comprehension
and relax
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:08, archived)
# fucking well said
sir/madam
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:09, archived)
# thats one view
if a little militant
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:09, archived)
# militancy
is the only response to fluffy-minded small 'c' conservatism given that the alternative ranges from miseducation to child abuse and the AIDS epidemic

this view may also be construed as slightly militant
somebody shop a kitten quick
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:15, archived)
# well, your view is your view
adn i respect that, even if i dont agree with it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Gah
Stop making me think dammit!
Far too early..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Sir, I concur
Any organisation that "educates" in Africa by convincing people that condoms are impregnated with AIDS by the manufacturers deserve to burn in the Hell of their creation for all eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:18, archived)
# There was an item on Sky News last night
I was watching it in the gym. They had a baptist minister in, and he was complaining about a bunch of naturists having monthly film nights in a local cinema. His explanation as to why it was all wrong started with "I believe in God and heaven. And I believe he has certain standards." and went downhill from there.

It's just the way he said "certain standards" in such a Daily Mail "standards of decent, upright behaviour" way. It made me imagine a big hand coming out of a cloud, saying "Whatever will the neighbours think!" and smiting the unjust.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Did not the Lord intend for us to walk the earth naked anyway?
If I remember correctly from my old RE lessons, it was Adam and Eve who decided to wear clothes after the old apple thing...

[/Theology debate]
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:14, archived)
# outside of the garden of eden
there's a draught.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:16, archived)
# i think if there's a god watching over us
he's doing it with a huge double scotch in his hand, laughing at the catholics "ha, ha! you got it all wrong!"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:15, archived)