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# *insert caption here*

Real story:
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_857287.html?menu=news.quirkies.eccentrics

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)
# sounds like hes got a frog in his throat
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Frog/Mouth
Goatse?

Oh, and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)
#
"Besides the listed extraordinary feats" thats not extraordinary, put 5 kids in a room with a snake and 4 out of 5 will put it in their mouths. The 5 will shit itself and cry for a bit.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# That sounds far too much like you've tested that theory.




Lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Well
You have to be a child some time of your life (But with men, any time is fine by them. It's called a mid-life-crisis which is the same as a child with too much hair, too many hormones, too much money & a drivers licence)*

* Personal experience- my father right now, he wants a helicopter.

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:46, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm Helicopter
Thanking you.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Yep
Can get a shark where he lives (pissed off to Queensland in Australia-two states up from Mum&I), but I dont know about the bridge...


Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Woo to your father!

I think my dad's going through it right now too. He just bought a BMW z3 and a motorbike.

I've never been more proud of him. He's finially living his life for himself.

*sniff*


Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Well
Not really...

You dotn need to know this but he is 46, bolted to QLD in the brand new 4WD with the 36 year old g/f who is the town bike of the Country City and has two children, leaving my mother with over $9000 debt and $27.

I seriously belive in the saying "Thank god for the Salvos" since they fed us for a week and helped with Christmas.

But I am happy your Dad isnt a wanker like mine and is just enjoying himself! :-) Theres a difference.

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Fair enough.
I guess the MLC hits different people, well, differently.

I do suspect my dad went through the 'town bike' phase though. Fortunately (I think) he avoided the debt phase.


Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:17, archived)
# i must b egoing through mid life crisis then
...odd cause im only 18....
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:49, archived)
# you're going to die
at 36.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:52, archived)
# woo
better than living till im 60 i reckon ill be bored after 35
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Nah!
live to 90 and die of a massive heart attack half way down while bungee jumping, jumping out of a plane wiht a parachute or something!

Live life to the fullest- be the baddest seniorcitizen sk8er ever! LOL
Wicked... Image ideas forming...

Thankyou!
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06, archived)
# but
im not a "sk8er"
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:08, archived)
# you have the gift....
!!1

tell me, am I going to do any work today?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Your right,
but what a wacker to put a reptile in ones mouth! Expecially an aphibian. Can't wait till he gets a posionus one, then who cares about the snakes...


Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)