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# if you can read this
CTRL + mouse scroll wheel will cure your visual pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:10, archived)
# thank you for your support.
i figured out how to increase the type size right before your post.

still confused about what i pressed for supershrinkage.

edit: and that's a neat new trick i had not known.
(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Here's another one.
Pressing F6 highlights the URL in your browser, which saves you moving your hand to your mouse when frantically searching for porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16, archived)
#
got anything on not getting arrested when looking at little children naked?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Wear a Geoffrey Durham mask when using a web-cam and
always use PeterMandelsonisabigbumgay as your login. Password is tonyisatwat.
Gordon Brown said I could use his ID as long as I didn't tell anyone.

Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:24, archived)
# sounds simple enough
but i need guns though don't i, y'know to shoot the police?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:28, archived)
# A little known fact is
that policemen are uncontrollably attracted to grey flannel vests. Make sure all your neighbours own at least three of these (give them as Christmas presents perhaps) and the odds are someone will have one hanging on the washing line when the rozzers come round. This will allow you enough time to escape through the paedotunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:32, archived)