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let's try again

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meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)

you will most certainly

inherit the earth

(b3rl1n, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:04, archived)

hee hee hee

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)

That is, quite literally, hot shit.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)

gah!

i just accidently set my textso small i can't read it.
in fact i can't spellcheck this or even see what i am typing.
i was going to ask for help but then i wouldn't be able to read it anyway.,
eveything is so small it sooks like morse code.
HELP MEEEEEE
i don't know what i did.

fixed although i still don't know what i clicked to make it instantly go as small as possible.

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:08, archived)

if you can read this

CTRL + mouse scroll wheel will cure your visual pain.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:10, archived)

thank you for your support.

i figured out how to increase the type size right before your post.

still confused about what i pressed for supershrinkage.

edit: and that's a neat new trick i had not known.

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:12, archived)

Here's another one.

Pressing F6 highlights the URL in your browser, which saves you moving your hand to your mouse when frantically searching for porn.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16, archived)

got anything on not getting arrested when looking at little children naked?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:19, archived)

Wear a Geoffrey Durham mask when using a web-cam and

always use PeterMandelsonisabigbumgay as your login. Password is tonyisatwat.
Gordon Brown said I could use his ID as long as I didn't tell anyone.

Oops.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:24, archived)

sounds simple enough

but i need guns though don't i, y'know to shoot the police?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:28, archived)

A little known fact is

that policemen are uncontrollably attracted to grey flannel vests. Make sure all your neighbours own at least three of these (give them as Christmas presents perhaps) and the odds are someone will have one hanging on the washing line when the rozzers come round. This will allow you enough time to escape through the paedotunnel.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:32, archived)

Nope

fine at this end.

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High Lord Phanty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:11, archived)

i dont understand, where is it landing?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:08, archived)

see earlier post

www.b3ta.com/board/2741705

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meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:09, archived)

but i dont understand where it lands in that either...

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:10, archived)

turn your head

sideays

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meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:13, archived)

Nope

sideways doesn't help. Either way.

very woosome anim though

*falls offof seat trying upside down*

(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16, archived)

I think

it's a geyser.

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:20, archived)

A-ha

a sort of Eagle-bidet arrangement...?

(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:21, archived)

nope

I still don't see it
mutter mutter naked bloody emperors mumble mumble

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:16, archived)

let kill the cunts!

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:18, archived)

is that a dead otter in the

pile?

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:20, archived)