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# As a fat man myself, I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:30, archived)
# let's have a
fat man corner
(Smudger, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:35, archived)
# We'd
have to reinforce the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:36, archived)
# We could all bring
helium ballons!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:38, archived)
# And wear
no shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)
# And wear a hat
(Which you seem to have lost today)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# I am bare
headed today, out of respect for Michael Titfer, the man whi invented hats.
He died this day 300 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)
# *sniff*
How inconsiderate of me, I had completely forgot, I hope you don't think I am rude.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Only
a corner! It'll get a bit crowded...

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Chubby Bears
'R' Us
(Smudger, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Speak for yourself
you fat bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:44, archived)
# The League
of Fat B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Or how about
Bloated or Obeese B3tans

or BOB for short!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Surely
BOOB would be a more suitable acronym
(Rychan, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# with you on that, sir
We got our wedding pictures delivered today and how such a lovely girl could have married a triple-chinned bloater like me is a mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! godstar, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Ah!
Bless

edit: Congrats! Show us a pic.
(Smudger, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:39, archived)
# I will
as soon as I get the scanner working, just moved house. Then you can mock.
(I helped save b3ta! godstar, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:42, archived)
#
Nah!
(Smudger, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 9:43, archived)