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# fool!
Bensons are the only true cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:09, archived)
# marlboro lights used to be, for me
but i think they're going to stop putting the fruit and cocoa extracts in em, which will make them bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:13, archived)
# I stopped smoking
marlboro lights when they stopped putting pro-vitamin b12 in them.

then my hair fell out
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:15, archived)
# looky here!
List of 599 ingredients added to cigarettes; includes urea (the chief solid component of urine)mmmmmmm.....fags......
(Dave Mash, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:56, archived)
# As long as they keep putting the heroin
in the filters I'm gonna keep smoking the things.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:16, archived)
# Fibreglass
does not equal heroin. ;)
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:19, archived)
# Same effect though.
I'm going see how long I can live with two collapsed lungs.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:20, archived)
# How long can you hold your breath?

Warning: May be physically impossible to hold breath with two collapsed lungs
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:28, archived)
# but do it anyway
it'll be funny
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:32, archived)