b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 275131 (Thread)

# God Damn
newsagent gave me Silk Cut Ultras!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:06, archived)
# Kick him in the doorway.
That'll teach 'im.

I frokkin hate Ultras.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:09, archived)
# fool!
Bensons are the only true cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:09, archived)
# marlboro lights used to be, for me
but i think they're going to stop putting the fruit and cocoa extracts in em, which will make them bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:13, archived)
# I stopped smoking
marlboro lights when they stopped putting pro-vitamin b12 in them.

then my hair fell out
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:15, archived)
# looky here!
List of 599 ingredients added to cigarettes; includes urea (the chief solid component of urine)mmmmmmm.....fags......
(Dave Mash, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:56, archived)
# As long as they keep putting the heroin
in the filters I'm gonna keep smoking the things.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:16, archived)
# Fibreglass
does not equal heroin. ;)
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:19, archived)
# Same effect though.
I'm going see how long I can live with two collapsed lungs.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:20, archived)
# How long can you hold your breath?

Warning: May be physically impossible to hold breath with two collapsed lungs
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:28, archived)
# but do it anyway
it'll be funny
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:32, archived)
# take em back
get some baccy and roll your own you poof ;)
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:11, archived)
# A nice pack of cutter choice
and some red rizla's

splendid, think i'll pop out and have a smoke now.

BRB
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:22, archived)
# here's to your hernia then
or popping a blood vessel in your head trying to have a smoke.

ham and cheese at the funeral please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:11, archived)
# No no,
you can just wrap your finger round the holes.

It'll still taste like shite tho
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:17, archived)
# i used to lick the filters
to bung the holes up. It will still taste like shite though.

Not that it bothers me as I gave up 4 years ago /smug
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:21, archived)
# you don't know what you're missing
since 1999 all cigarettes have been hallucinagenic
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:24, archived)
# not to worry
I've been on crack for the last 18 months to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:26, archived)
# Me too,
if not longer. But I remember wrapping the filters up with rizlas behind the DT centre when I was working at a school :)
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:26, archived)