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with sheep

called barbara

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)

and an

elephant named Hubert

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:41, archived)

who

is gay

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)

not that there's

anything wrong with that.

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)

but

he still has feelings for Barbaras

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)

who is sectretly

his mother

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)

and

his father

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)

who he

raped last night

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)

while

being asleep

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)

and having a

wet dream.

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)

but ran

away to become a lunatic in the morning

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)

so he went to India.

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)

which

is where the Spanish live

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)

with

their flan and hats

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)

that

break 17 international laws

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:55, archived)

so interpol comes

and destroys their vcr's

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:57, archived)

but

leaves the badger alone

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:59, archived)

but not the

piglet

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:00, archived)

which

actually died a couple of years ago

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:01, archived)

and now smells like

elizabeth taylor.

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:03, archived)

which

is why the removal men took it away

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:06, archived)

to their

spaceship

(

cntrlv, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:18, archived)

It's

not my fault the kangaroo was drunk...

(

Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)

but it was you

who gave him the peyote.

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)

And then three wise men came

on her tits

(

Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)

with gold

frankenscence and mhyr

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)

and apple pie

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)

but not too

much, for that would make baby jesus cry.

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)

especially if it's from

macdonalds

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:49, archived)

or applebee's

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)

or spain

which is where the spanish live

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)

and

where the frogs go to die

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)

and often wear hats

that are of a NSFW nature

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)

but only

when the temperature is right

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)

indeed a perfect 34.2 degrees

celcius

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:54, archived)

which only

happens when the camel dances

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:55, archived)

and is where flan

is made

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)

and

then he never would have become SuperJesus

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)

and then

kissed joseph's great big fucking huge starfish

(

Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)