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[challenge entry] Simple, spicy brain recipes from Delia

'Cauliflower surprise'

From the Zombies! challenge. See all 592 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:25, archived)
# heh heh heh
(although surely Delia the evil joy-draining ladyboy hostess trolley of satan is NSFW?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:33, archived)
# at least it's not
jamie oliver
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Shhh!
if you say his name 3 times, he'll turn up... and probably try and turn us all into tin openers in his new Cafe
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:38, archived)
# jamie oliver is physically irritating/repulsive
and his mockney antics made me want to take an icepick to my ears ... but he's also an interesting chef and obviously likes food ... whereas *cough*delia*spit* has clearly never enjoyed a spoonful of food in her spiteful career. She is an evil automaton representative of the Campaign for Sucking the Joy out of Food and Life in General.
/rant
*and breathe and relax*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Calm down
and think of Nigella sitting on a chocolate fudge cake
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:43, archived)
# *fwap*
*munch*
*fwap*
*munch*
*fwap*
*munch*
*fwap*
*munch*
*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:47, archived)
# and the diagnosis is
too much swap shop as a kid
you poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:44, archived)
# pah!
Saturday is Tiswas
Any day but saturday
'cos saturday is tiswas
....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:48, archived)
# sally james
mmmmmmmm.....

lenny henry in degrading racial parody
mmmmmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:50, archived)
# to spice your brains you'll need
1 large free range brain
some spice

woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 10:40, archived)
# proste
(Rex Monday, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 11:15, archived)