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# .
life expectancy calculator
(james, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 9:57, archived)
# uh oh
I've only got 20,996 days left to live.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:05, archived)
# "You should die on Saturday September 01, 2057 at 11:29:28 AM."
Bloody hell, talk about breaking it to me gently.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:07, archived)
# do you think you'll
have any money on you? Where do you think you might be?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:13, archived)
# hope not
probably in a jar, preparing to be frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:14, archived)
# damn.
worth a try tho.
So you fancy being frozen then?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:16, archived)
# only when dead.
or perhaps catapulted into the centre of some major city at christmas from several miles away.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Monday February 13, 2068 at 11:57:07 AM.
I'll be 88, so I'm pretty happy with that. I'll probably be senile, yay.
(SparkyLove, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:39, archived)
# Or as one of my colleagues who had 8 months less than me said...
'congratulations, you've got an extra 8 months of dribbling and having your arse wiped by strangers'
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:47, archived)
# Bugger
I'm set to go at 11:23:13 am on Monday April 17th, 2056.

Not only is that the day before my g/f's birthday (nice present), I'll miss lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:02, archived)