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# Me too,
and I want I Love Horses to played at my funeral...and I want the service conducted entirely in L33t.
I also want a monkey vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 10:44, archived)
# I'm going to be fed to sharks
when I die.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Nice,
if you time it right and have it at the wake, everybody will be eating at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 10:47, archived)
# My guests won't get eaten
Well not until they've watched my body get torn apart.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 10:49, archived)
# That'll be nice for them,
one for the album.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 10:58, archived)
# From a helicopter
I hope!
(Indole Ring, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 10:50, archived)
# off the back of a speedboat
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 10:57, archived)
# will the speed boat be speeding
or will it have stopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 11:04, archived)