MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmi cooked the finest tuna steaks last night. i refused my housemate any cos 'if she ate any she would fall in love with me'. If your lady is a lezzer she has the job all lezzers would kill for.
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big daft dave,
Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:02,
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I tried applying for the 'house mother' job myselfAll you have to do is make sure the girls aren't too drunk and are wearing the right pants. Apparently I have to be gay though. I tried acting gay *throws both wrists forward in a queeny way* Apparently my 'trouser area' gave the game away.
You refused your housmate Tuna cos you big fatty! There is no love motive in this one. Fatty Boom -boom! I want some tuna now.
(You refused your housmate Tuna cos you big fatty! There is no love motive in this one. Fatty Boom -boom! I want some tuna now.
Your Mum,
Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:08,
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