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# Who saw the 'fucking' tourettes programme last 'fucking' night?
What did I 'fucking' miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:09, archived)
# you missed a rather interesting and thought provoking programme
with few laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)
# hold ARSE! tight
you ARSE! didn't miss ARSE! a thing. FUCKING WELSH TWAT! been back to stingfellows yet?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:26, archived)
# Might go again on Saturday if I'm invited
However I've been invited to the countryside (Cambridge) to watch the Grand Prix. What is a boy to do? I'll get that bird around at the weekend and put home cookin' inside her. If she don't want me after that, she's a lesbian. For sure jah. I know you've been tempted each time I've cooked for you. I have that power - A SEXUAL KITCHEN WIZARD!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)
# Going to cambridge?
Watch out for you know who...

Cambridge Bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:50, archived)
# Stephen Hawking?
He's let himself go. *insert wheelchair brake joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:34, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm
i cooked the finest tuna steaks last night. i refused my housemate any cos "if she ate any she would fall in love with me". If your lady is a lezzer she has the job all lezzers would kill for.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:02, archived)
# I tried applying for the 'house mother' job myself
All you have to do is make sure the girls aren't too drunk and are wearing the right pants. Apparently I have to be gay though. I tried acting gay *throws both wrists forward in a queeny way* Apparently my 'trouser area' gave the game away.
You refused your housmate Tuna cos you big fatty! There is no love motive in this one. Fatty Boom -boom! I want some tuna now.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:08, archived)
# have you only just got up?
we've been talking about that for ages... c'mon, view older posts, you know you want to...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Fair enough. I've been 'sans web' for most of the day
It does happen. I'm not a modem.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:16, archived)
# I'll let you off.
When i saw you were my mum, I assumed you were. She is you know.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:27, archived)