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# aww
the little chicks are so cute, and the way the hands frame the nest... almost as if they were holding... holding it open... like... like goatse... yes... goatse! Goatse! GOATSE!! GOATSE!!!!!!1 THE LUBE OF SATAN PENETRATES MY EYES!!! GOATSE!!! GOATSE!!! GOATSE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# I'm a relative newbie
... so can anyone explain goatse to me please? I think I get the jist (and I'm of legal age!) but I'd like some kind of confirmation so I don't think of myself as a sordid bugger in the morning...

Ta muchly
(The monkey nut Time is slowly ticking away from, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Really,
you don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Picture this . .
a man bends over and pulls his arsehole wide enough to park a bus in . .

Got it ?

You never, ever want to see the original :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Got it
*throws up somewhere*

(The monkey nut Time is slowly ticking away from, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Don't even ask
about tubgirl.
(Xybex, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# I was trying to forget her . .
now it's all come flooding back

/where's the mind bleach gone ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)