
ive just had a carrot inserted up my rectum
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:01,
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It was the sketch from which I assume it took its name, where Melvyn Hayes shot a mugger with his service revolver. Quite amusing.
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Portugal was part of Europe, not America.
/edit: ah, space. Even better. And even less a part of America.
/edit edit: because I'm also American, and because I'm curious.
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:12,
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/edit: ah, space. Even better. And even less a part of America.
/edit edit: because I'm also American, and because I'm curious.

and too many F5s on my part.
/edit: I'm from Maine, if you want to know. I'm only in Scotland for the semester.
/edit edit: and I still don't know where you're from.
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:14,
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/edit: I'm from Maine, if you want to know. I'm only in Scotland for the semester.
/edit edit: and I still don't know where you're from.

you're going to be a big help.
Fine then, be secretive. I've talked to many of the other Amerib3tans who post, but you can go ahead and be paranoid if that's what you prefer.
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:26,
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Fine then, be secretive. I've talked to many of the other Amerib3tans who post, but you can go ahead and be paranoid if that's what you prefer.

you checked leeterthanjesus.com?
I'm from Carmicheal, California (two streets down from Sacramento).
P.S.: Have you thought about buying the tea set?
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:28,
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I'm from Carmicheal, California (two streets down from Sacramento).
P.S.: Have you thought about buying the tea set?

no, haven't seen the Amerib3tan database yet.
Good to know, though, since i plan to make it to a NYC bash if we ever have one. Much thanks!
And I know nothing about the tea set...
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:36,
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Good to know, though, since i plan to make it to a NYC bash if we ever have one. Much thanks!
And I know nothing about the tea set...

that's why then.
I'm saving the rest of the newsletter 'til I'm sober and bored.
Which means at least a good twelve hours from now.
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:42,
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I'm saving the rest of the newsletter 'til I'm sober and bored.
Which means at least a good twelve hours from now.

... what you've done there....
EDIT : However.... see below....
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:22,
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EDIT : However.... see below....

.. I think she is misunderstood. I am cutting her some slack.....
I expect I am mostly alone....
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:17,
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I expect I am mostly alone....

not every musician we have exported is great... take Celine Dion for example, she's crap
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Sat 21 Feb 2004, 3:25,
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