Chat up line - with comeback - for anyone 'on the pull' tonightYou: 'Would you like to dance?'
Her: 'I'd rather die.'
You: 'I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt.'
(Her: 'I'd rather die.'
You: 'I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt.'
big daft dave,
Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:26,
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... and i think your lip looks fat nowas ijust punched you in the face.
In a nice way tho...
;)
(In a nice way tho...
;)
pep,
Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:31,
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do you thinkyou could punch me in the face again but with your boobies this time?
( big daft dave,
Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:34,
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You could...Punch Dig_Daft_Dave with lolla farrari's, you wouldn't have to go to the trouble of digging her up.
Her rigamortised collosal breasts would provide an instrument of unrivaled chaffing.
(Her rigamortised collosal breasts would provide an instrument of unrivaled chaffing.
Sam,
Fri 1 Mar 2002, 13:28,
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A mate of mine used to swear by"Here's 10p. You better phone your mum cos you aint going home tonight"
I can't remember ever having chatted anybody up. Normally too pissed. Just happens...
(I can't remember ever having chatted anybody up. Normally too pissed. Just happens...
flibz,
Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:36,
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