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[challenge entry] Nice.


edit/ for additional grotesquery.

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(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# very good
im hungry now
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# mmm...beef...
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Beef - a song by Ben Gaunt aged 6 and a half
I'm in the mood for some beef loving
Fried onions, chips and english mustard
Yeah

Guitar solo
Synth section with Rob Zombie style sound bites
"Your going to get up and put your hands in some stupid symbol."

BEEF
Fade out bass riff
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# The view between them is fabulous.
I considered editing and putting a fishmarket on the other side but I thought that was just too disgusting. But now I've said it and my girlfriend's going to leave me.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# do it
these things can't be done half heartedly
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# As it is ordered
so shall it be done. B3TA board bitch, that's me.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
# good work soldier
have the medal of merth

*pins medal to chest*
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Ahhh!
Me nipple! Now I have to explain the new piercing to my mum and she is NOT going to be happy.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# i wouldn't worry
mine have no idea i have mine done. or if they do they aint letting on. I mean it's not he sort of thing you ask your daughter is it!
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# it wasn't your nipple...
now was it?
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# not recently
lol, none recent. all 7 are old
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)
# i would leave you...
if you didn't have the courage of your convictions...but you have now, so good. And the beefcurtains was my idea anyway! :)
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)
# I decided
to have my nipples pierced. So I did. Unfortunately I had Mr McGoo do it. I now have a railroad spike through my nostril. On that note, I am going onto campus to shout at retards who can't write for toffee. All my love to you all. Except you. You know who you are.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)
# mmmm, beef curtains....
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Ewww
and woo.

maybe that's a ewwwwooo

damn I'm confused

EDIT: glad I've just eaten.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# ive just lost my appetite for food
but the man has increased my appetite for love
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Incidentally
does anybody see an odd similarity between the fish market man and Mr Burt Reynolds? Answers on a postcard please.
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# mmmm

Bernard would often pop round to admire Deirdre's beef curtains
*rp
(, Mon 1 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)