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# He want's to get some brasso on that!
The sea salt alone could rust him, and the sand could cause chaffing!

Woo to your pic!

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# It's only threee pennies a tin
You can buy it
Or nick it from Woollies,
but that's if they've got any in

/brownie
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# 3p a tin, are you sure about that?
If I nick it, will you be my lookout/getaway driver?

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)
# It was
when I were a lass
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Why how old are you?
*slaps self for asking a woman her age*

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# as old as time
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Oooh that's old!
Tell me what's your secret?

Brasso?
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# a litre a day
keeps the wrinkles away!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Right, i'm off to Woolies now! Don't try and stop me!
*Runs out of office, slams door. Distant sound of car driving away at high speed!*
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:07, archived)