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# It was deffo FHM.
I wanked myself into a torpor for weeks.

and I hope her career and marriage go tits up so she has to get her fallopians out in some mag like the chick off Diff'rent Strokes (Kimberley).

ergo Anna Friel.
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)
# fallopians???
last time i checked* they were internal!


*had a sex-ed lesson in secondary school

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:06, archived)
# maybe
he meant her mams
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:08, archived)
# i thought so
never heard them called fallopians before
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:10, archived)
# *sigh*
fallopian tubes...

her vagina... beaver shot, spread!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:20, archived)
# oooh!!











/slow
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:29, archived)
# If her flaps are pulled apart enough
the fallopians should be visible. And the kidneys.

(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:11, archived)
# lol
kidneys
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:14, archived)
# How the hell far
are you pulling???
(I helped save b3ta! MorpheusRiot Guambats or Guammibears?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:14, archived)
# Until she cries.
Or dies. Whatever.
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:16, archived)
# you boys are scary
good thing none of you are doctors
stay the hell away from my flaps/kidneys/fallopians/etc.

*runs away in terror*
(I helped save b3ta! MorpheusRiot Guambats or Guammibears?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:17, archived)