Look on the bright side:
your name's not 'Prancer' and you don't have to pull Santa once a year.
(
The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50,
archived)
And
no-one has cut yours off for getting randy with Vixen
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:54,
archived)