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# isnt that kind of incestuos?*
not that theres anything wrong with that kind of .......

/coat


*not spelt correctly, dont care
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# They may not be related
still paedophilia though
(I helped save b3ta! barc0de, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# the chicken does have
a guilty expresion on its face

it knows its done something wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# The plane ticket to Cambodia is just out of shot.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# I'd say it's more, paedophillic
tj 1: why do email spammers put wierd secret messages in emails which are impossible to make any sense?
tj 2: what would happen if I took, say, for example, a black suede coat (covered in mud, sick, and slug slime), which is not suitable for wet cleaning, and put it in the washing machine?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Answer to tj 2
/Kylie doll
(Smudger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
#
1: I have no idea.
2: Don't do it!!!!! Take it to a cleaner - it's cheaper than a new coat.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
#
wasn't expecting an answer for 1

but 2, what if i did it for experimental purposes? the coat wasn't that expensive
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# if you do it for experimental purposes
at least have the decency to post your results on the interweb ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I concur.
But if you like the coat, don't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# I'll do it
but I'll buy a new coat first
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# must try it then
I'll do it on my next day off (i'm workking in a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# just when you weren't expecting it
tj1: it's an attempt to get around spam blockers that test the message for likely spam phrases. It doesn't seem to work (or at least the spam block magic in my office seems to catch the bulk of them).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Answers
tj1: because they are gay

tj2: dont do it, it might cost for dry cleaning, but it will cost more to replace
articles of clothing.

Question

How did it get said mud/sick/slug slime in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# ahh,
getting too drunk. I managed to get into a taxi from town, I don't remember getting out of the taxi (or paying the driver), but I stumbled up the garden path, trampled around the garden for 3 hours, sicked all up the front door, fell into the hedge, curled up and fell asleep

now you know
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# at least it was all done in one go

i had visions of you wearing the jacket, getting mud on it.
going out the next day, then throwing up on it
wandering about a bit more then finding some nice
slugs to give homes to
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Not one of your better nights out, then?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# actually
it would have been the most fun night i've had in ages, if I could remember doing it. I just got told about it the next day
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# It sounds like my 21st a few years back
i decided to walk back from the bar and had a highly intelligent (at the time) converstaion
with a hedge, i too found slugs, mud and vomit the next morn
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# *Applaudes*
/doffs
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# He has the face only a
mother would sit on.

eooow
(Smudger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)