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# .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# woo
sensible shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# but do they fit properly
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Not with those webbed feet.
He needs to go to the shoe tailor.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# the shoe tailor?


i think i need one of them, maybe i should start wearing shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# nah
ive been down that road...
its not worth it
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I could be wearing some now
but i cant be bothered looking under my desk
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# No!
don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Thankyou for that


almost made a fatal mistake
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# The cobbler?
Or is that a sort of loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# The Shoe Tailor
is a sad mail order shoe catalogue for grannies.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Crumbs
Sounds good to me.

*goes off to order shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# nice weather for ducks
in wellies
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# YAY!
Nice weather for ducks is a comic classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# he's so proud of his wellies
... they are rather fetching
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)