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# most of the skateboarders i know are annoying
'i have the best and most expensive equipment and I act like I'm the best in the world when i do a little jump thing'
/rant
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# hey i'm a skateboarder
not all skaters are like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# injured skateboarders
am de best
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# lol
skating injuries are hilarious to everyone but the injured party.

u gotta love the nut crunching that occurs when someone bails when grinding a rail
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# well, the ones I know are...
still.. small edit time
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# i have to disagree with you there i'm afraid
some skate borders are alright*

*i'm refering to the ones that are layed up in intensive care due to being hit by a big red bus
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# damn
what is it b3tans have against skaters, u guys must have all had bad experiences
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# i'm actually ok with skateborders

as long as they dont get infront of me when i'm out on my bike.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# who came up with the names for tricks
I did a 387 ollie plus a 432 donut grind and finished it off with a sideways towel burger
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# thats nothing i did a 2,000
waffle grinder then sneakily turned into a reverse dopple barnodo's

which of course rocked
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# you know
if u used real trick names, it would be even more ludicrous, of course that kinda contradicts my post below, but what the hell
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# they are real names
i was eating a waffle whilst grinding
then i went into a backwards double charity shop.

impresive huh?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# arf double charity shop
thats a good one
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# i try
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# how can you go into a backwards double charity shop?
...wait, i don't want to know
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# i was pretty amazed myself when it happened


but i'll let your imagination work it out
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# well generally
the numbers refer to the degrees of rotation, eg a 180 ollie (a standard jump, named after the first guy who did one) would be an ollie with a 180 degree rotation mid air

most of the names are rather odd, but they generally have a logical explanation. some are pretty straight forward tho, eg kick flip, heel flip, 360 flip
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# fair enuff
people getting in my way pisses me off whatever i'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# it tends to hurt them if i hit them


and my fairings are scratched enough as it is
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# What about...
The ones who skate up an down the wall outside the university biochemistry department when I'm trying to have a supervision. All I can here is the grinding sound of their skateboards. Oh, and one of them decided somehow that painting something (a name of their 'gang' I guess) on the steps outside the building somehow made them cool. No, sorry. 1) It's not exactly difficult. 2) It didn't even show artistic talent.

Besides, all but one of the skaters I've know has been a dropout who decided that not only did they not want an education but they may as well ruin everyone elses. Thankfully that was all a few years ago now.
(JamesG, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)