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# while I was back home visiting last year
I was out in the 'outback', you know where the rednecks live (no, we're not ALL rednecks), and went into a gas station and found some action figures called American Heroes. they were absurdly muscular firefighters with a pic of the burning towers in the background. they're so absurd. I bought them. one must see them. if I can't find a pic online I'll scan them.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Yes, well
As everyone knows, one needs to be absurdly muscular to fly a jet plane. Those bulging, chemically enhanced physiques make it much easier to pilot a high-speed aircraft from inside a compartment that would make a coffin look spacious and roomy.

Ah, marketing.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)