just
imagine if all your life was was having people sit on your face and crap down your throat. it'd be enough to make me lose the will to live
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Kroney,
Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:32,
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which is why wild toilets are killed
before they are sold to the public
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spacefish bong!,
Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:37,
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I once
Had a run in with a wild toilet, lost half my bum cheek but they killed the toilet and got it backout again, just a nasty scar now.
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uberphil,
Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:39,
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being
from surrey i am naturally dead posh. sometimes of a weekend we nip out of the estate and go wild-lav hunting. with my large calibre bog-rifle in hand and my sou'wester on at a jaunty angle i cut quite the figure as i cock a snoop at the peasantry.
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Kroney,
Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:45,
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