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# not the worst joke ever, lets be fair to him
wouldn't exactly fit on a Penguin wrapper though
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Si!
Ay! No es bueno!
(Fragger, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Maybe
If they invent super size penguin bars.

Emperor Penguins, they'd be called.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# emperor penguins:
they're not for girls
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Cor!
Patent it.
Or copyright it.
Or at least 'shop it and enter it in the challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# oooh
I want one
yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Quick copyright it!
Too late, they've nicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# two eggs in a frying pan
1: "arrrrgh it burns!"
2: "Holy shit! a talking egg!"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# bwa ha ha ha
i like that ver' much
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Q: Why did little Johnny fall off his swing?
A: He had no arms.

/Refluffs
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# A man sent in ten puns to a competition, hoping at least one would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
fuckoff y'dirty bastid i live in a fuggin' flat.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Waaheey! Comedy hour at b3ta.*
*Comedy hour last approximately 3 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Q. why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. because it was dead

Q. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
A. because it was stapled to the dead one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.

Why did the tree fall over?
It thought it was a monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# ooh
i didnt know there was more to it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# why did the 4th moneky fall?
it was left in mid air after the tree fell.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Why did the 5th monkey fall?
It was thrown out of a plane in another unrelated joke.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)