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[challenge entry] Okay buddy... here's the deal


you get to buy these authentic new banknotes at a reduced price... so you will be ahead of the game with the new currency when it rolls out...

once i have enough money from the sale of the new notes to get everything into place we're going to loose a giant chameleon into Buck House, it will immediately eat the Queen and any other members of the royal family that are within tongue snapping distance.

some key rebel ministers will then arrange a quick ceremony and 'Karma' the chameleon will be pronounced King of all Engerlander.

Immediately your foresight will reward you as the notes you have purchased will be legal tender.

best of all is that we will then shrinktabulise the new King and house him in a small glass tank, with no trimmings spared for his comfort, and all unnecessary royal houses, parks and vehicles will be sold as scrap.

escaped members of the old regime will be shot and the bodies hollowed out to make sea fairing canoes.

so buddy... you in? how many you wanna buy?


From the Get Rich Quick challenge. See all 176 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# someone
should produce the notes that eddie forged in bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)
# woo!
Well you had me convinced for a moment anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)
# sounds great
..one problem, why selling the parks as scrap?..

woo to karma
(mikrob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)
# 'Royal' parks will be replaced

with spagghetti western style theme parks.

we're raising John Wayne from the grave specially.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# that's great!
lovely story :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# dude!
sign me up!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# with the Royal family and their gargantuion drain on the british economy a mere memory
we'll also be in a position to lower income tax to 1% globally.

everyone's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
# That

is hilarious -- a perfectly executed spoof!
w/y/h
(tookishlad, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)
# why thankyou


kindest of sirs
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)