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# that reminds me of proposed legislation
limiting the length of dog leads to 2 mtrs.....will this apply to elephants?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# The legislation is useless around here.
No one knows how to keep their dog on a lead...mutter...

lo, btw
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)
# hi Mumsy
at least it might get rid of those extending leads which dogs use to entangle unsuspecting walkers
how's yer fettle lass?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Grand, thankee
I'm in the process of making Scotch eggs for Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# hmm scotch eggs................here's my tip
instead of sausage meat use haggis, it's reet bloody tasty tha knows
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Coo!
That sounds rather good. I'll try it next time I've got some leftover haggis. As one does.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# also haggis pakoras
seriously good
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Can we ban those little shivering palm-top non-dogs
while we're at it?
We could feed them to proper dogs for a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# rats on strings
whiny little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Numptyness
following from below...

Out on the hills, you really can see Darwinian selection in action very often. I think most people who actually know what they're doing have a list of numpty tales of death as long as their arm.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# witnessed one couple of years ago near Scafell
guy goes into shop at Wasdale and buys himself a load of climbing gear(not cheap) sets of on his own to climb lord's rake, first time he's tryed climbing, promptly falls of and kills himself, 2 hrs after helicopter takes corpse away the crag is crawling with folks nicking his gear, well spose it's no use to him
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Falling off Lord's Rake
is an achievement in itself.

How's the perched obelisk doing at the moment? I haven't heard any news of it recently.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# my employers are having lots of meetings about it
some enterprizing chap suggested dynamiting it....oh and my mistake it was broad stand the guy fell off....
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# I let that one go :-)
They're not exactly far apart.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)
# problem with spending every day in the hills is
that they all blend into one eventually, I reckon I've even become immune to scenery
edit// were you ice climbing on moss force at newlands last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# He used it on an actual hill???
I thought most of that stuff was just used to "hike" from the car park to the tea shop in ambleside?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# there's some bloody treachorous kerbstones in ambleside
!
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# My walking gear is as follows.
Hat, big coat, thick socks, sturdy boots, 2 litres of water in a backpack insert and the rest of the backpack full of Mars bars.

works a treat.... :)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Shouldn't that then be...
Stumble-side?
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)