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# quick and crap
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Tread carefully
Mr Elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:07, archived)
# That bloody amazing!
My hat is now firmly in the 'off' position.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Hurts
my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# wow and wooo
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Woo!
How do you make that look 3D? It's really cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)
#
1. do a search for stereographs
2. animate in imageready
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:18, archived)
# ooooo
stereogasmic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)
# ah
the nimble mountain elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# so that's how hannibal did it
w/y
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Eggcellent!
Woo!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# re:numptys
the worst ones have to be the "super dads" been everywhere know everything and insist on dragging kids who would rather be at altontowers up mountains where they sit aroound bored stupid and rapidly becoming hypothermic in their pacamacs
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Yeah!
Other funny ones are some of the Army groups you come across. Woefully overequipt yet with nothing of use between them...
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# coast to coast walkers do it for me
met a dutch lass last year, 4ft 6 she was and carrying a 65kg pack totally knackered after 1st section, took her to post office where she sent all her crap back home
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# ah y'see down in the brecon beacons where i be from
you just get the sas and the gurkhas, they kinda know what they're doing with their stuff, and hide far too well, many's the time i've nearly run em over on me bike!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# There were a few
of them roaming about in the snow the other weekend.

Their green cammo didn't hide them very well!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# guuu-huh!
i wouldn't mock a gurkha tho. oh lordy no, they'll take your spleen and sell for medical experiments before you've even realized it's missing!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# we used to go up to camoed troops in belfast
and bump into them claiming we couldn't see them, they never saw the funny side
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:29, archived)
# that reminds me of proposed legislation
limiting the length of dog leads to 2 mtrs.....will this apply to elephants?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# The legislation is useless around here.
No one knows how to keep their dog on a lead...mutter...

lo, btw
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)
# hi Mumsy
at least it might get rid of those extending leads which dogs use to entangle unsuspecting walkers
how's yer fettle lass?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Grand, thankee
I'm in the process of making Scotch eggs for Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# hmm scotch eggs................here's my tip
instead of sausage meat use haggis, it's reet bloody tasty tha knows
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Coo!
That sounds rather good. I'll try it next time I've got some leftover haggis. As one does.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# also haggis pakoras
seriously good
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Can we ban those little shivering palm-top non-dogs
while we're at it?
We could feed them to proper dogs for a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# rats on strings
whiny little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Numptyness
following from below...

Out on the hills, you really can see Darwinian selection in action very often. I think most people who actually know what they're doing have a list of numpty tales of death as long as their arm.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# witnessed one couple of years ago near Scafell
guy goes into shop at Wasdale and buys himself a load of climbing gear(not cheap) sets of on his own to climb lord's rake, first time he's tryed climbing, promptly falls of and kills himself, 2 hrs after helicopter takes corpse away the crag is crawling with folks nicking his gear, well spose it's no use to him
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Falling off Lord's Rake
is an achievement in itself.

How's the perched obelisk doing at the moment? I haven't heard any news of it recently.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# my employers are having lots of meetings about it
some enterprizing chap suggested dynamiting it....oh and my mistake it was broad stand the guy fell off....
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# I let that one go :-)
They're not exactly far apart.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)
# problem with spending every day in the hills is
that they all blend into one eventually, I reckon I've even become immune to scenery
edit// were you ice climbing on moss force at newlands last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# He used it on an actual hill???
I thought most of that stuff was just used to "hike" from the car park to the tea shop in ambleside?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# there's some bloody treachorous kerbstones in ambleside
!
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# My walking gear is as follows.
Hat, big coat, thick socks, sturdy boots, 2 litres of water in a backpack insert and the rest of the backpack full of Mars bars.

works a treat.... :)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Shouldn't that then be...
Stumble-side?
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)