Dear God
Were I in george's position, I would verrily be in heaven. A beer big enough to swim in. This am like the stuff like wot dreams are made of. Woo!
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 12 Mar 2004, 16:28,
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no, he's just far away
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1,
Fri 12 Mar 2004, 16:29,
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No, that's mother
George is a range of low priced, low-quality clothes exclusively from Asda. He's never far away.
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 12 Mar 2004, 16:35,
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I'd love it
but poor George has no arms.
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mr chimp,
Fri 12 Mar 2004, 16:32,
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He can keep himself afloat
by sucking in beer and then blowing it out again - much like an octopus or squid or something.
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 12 Mar 2004, 16:35,
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