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# Far too many
cigarettes smoked for me to try it

bloody stoopid lung-fuckers
*sparks one up, then runs away coughing*
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:21, archived)
# It's not the cigarettes that are the problem
it's the many years spent breathing in burning dog shit fumes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)
# It's the circle of life
(I helped save b3ta! Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:25, archived)
# I can't find mine
no idea where I put them through drunkardness last night, oops!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:24, archived)
# Here
have one of mine

EDIT/ sorry, can't find your cigs....or your front door??
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:26, archived)
# an internet cigarette
surely has to rank up there with 'connubial bliss with Michael Jackson' one of the great unsatisfying experiences
(I helped save b3ta! Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:28, archived)
# Yeah
and it's screwed my floppy-drive trying to get it in there

I knew I should've used the scanner!
edit/ or one of those cup-holder-thingys
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:33, archived)