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[challenge entry] Also available in Cherry Valente flavour!
Encrusted with vitamins, iron, hops and dried jizz. Mmmmmmmgood!


From the Gloots! - Co-joined Product Innovation challenge. See all 388 entries (closed)

(smokeyrodgers, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# mmmmm beerios
*drools* in a Homer Simpson manner.
(its a bloody shambles, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# not sure porn flakes would reduce stiffness....
but woo all the same :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Is that...
...har-mar superstar (sp?) or Ron Jeremy?

I'll have bowl of each, thanks.

p.s. - Mrs Bohica has an autographed Ron Jeremy photo, should I be worried?

p.p.s. - do Porn Flakes give you crunchy nuts?

p.p.p.s. - I suppose they do if you don't clean up propery afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Only if he was fucking
you while he signed it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Ron Jeremy
The lucky bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Looking like that
And still getting shagged. It defies ALL the Rules
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# you may have forgotten that he actually gets paid for shagging people
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I would imagine however,
that after a while being told how to shag, with cameras etc would get a little tiresome. I could be wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:47, archived)
# maybe
having loads of sweaty* people watching you must be a bit of a turn off... plus he gets the sex but not the relationship**


*sweaty being an assumption
**not convinced this is a downside
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Ron
Put it this way, if you had a cock like a footlong sausage, you wouldn't give a monkeys what anyone thought about the rest of you. Personally, i'd spend my days using it like a big pork sword, hitting people over the head and across the legs with it - but that's just me.
(smokeyrodgers, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)