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# this
is why i'd walk through a metal detector after surgery..if i ever went to hostipal
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Aaahh..
but what if they left a plastic ring in you?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# they would be cheap
...go private, they probably leave nice things
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# like
car keys or chocolate...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# ha-hah!
hotel: (an 'h' word) : leave a chocolate on your pillow
hostipal : (an 'h' word) : leave a chocolate inside you...




or not.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Hmmm...
your theory does make sense...but then, i'm blonde,remember? LMAO!!!1111!!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# :o
why would the....oooohh.... "bead" ?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# and with that...
i'm letting this die.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Arrr
Don't kill it! Yannn, resusitate* now!

*or show you spell
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# nope let it go!
i dont feel in the mood for reading one line at a time again,

move back to the front of the site, please!

resusitate?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# *Weep*
It had it's whole life ahead of it and now its gone! Why, oh why did it have to be this way!

aye, that one
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# ...and it was just
one day away from retirement

boo hoo
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# *sniff*
Why is it always the good ones?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# better to burn out
than fade away....

tho saying that, i think we are at the one word per line stage again
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# WoOoOoOoO
'Tis a great thing to be sure ;)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# at what point
does the server die a creeking death, screaming "i just cant go any further right, god-dammit you crazy kids"?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# dunno,lets see.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
round there me thinks ;)so not far to go!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# *bang* *crash*
there it goes

oh suddenly lots of people have just come into the office, where the hell have they all been?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Probably
leaving car keys and chocolates inside people :p
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# hehe
i would be worried if they let the IT department operate on people

i think people might be trying to talk to me, ahh well nevermind eh?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# heehee
Well, ya never know these days, what with the doctor shortage and all
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# hey
i would give it a go

tho i may pass out the second i see someones insides *shudders*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Blergh :(
I saw this thing a few days ago and this bloke was operating on someone and he started pinging his intestines and saying how "shiny" they were
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# mmmmmm shiny intestines
beeeeluuuurghhhh

its really odd working in a hospital, fixing PCs in wards full of dying people... ooh fag break time
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Is fag break
your only joy around the dying? I suppose you'd have to be careful not to ignight anyone
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# the office i work in is an old geratric ward converted into an IT department
very odd

and yes fag breaks and b3ta help the working day go round
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# That is quite
weird. Do you ever see the ghosts of old fogies floating around looking for their glasses?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# not yet....
tho the "dirty utility" room is a bit scary, just a tiled room with bars over the windows, i dont want to know what they did in there

probably involved "hosing down" *shudders*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# *Gack*
that made me choke on my chicken noodle Cuppa souptm
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# oooh
cuppa soup, havent had one of those in a while

went right off all instant foods after the last 4 years spent at the reading festival

oooh home time,

always a pleasure,

bye bye!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Bye bye!
Safe home and watch out for any Karomas or oldies who need a good scrubbing!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)