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not topical caption comp

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:13, archived)

my caption is thus:

"thong tha thong thong thong"

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:19, archived)

or ->

"if you lean forward a bit it won't hurt for nearly as long"

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hal9000 sme, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:24, archived)

caption2

"Meet me at Woolworths - be wearing the elf costume"

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)

and

"you see this beard... It was only £1.99 from Matalan"

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hal9000 sme, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:34, archived)

My caption

"I've nearly finished your plasticene arse shaped jelly mould"

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nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:36, archived)

for me - this is the winner

very creepy when read by the voice I read it in.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:48, archived)

first prize

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:07, archived)

also

"I've just slept with youre mum and eaten your children, have you got any mince pies for the road"

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hal9000 sme, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:43, archived)

my try

i don't exist - you are imagining me.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:43, archived)

Also

"I've selo-taped all the left over cheese to your back"

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nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:47, archived)

3rd prize

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)

I told you

Walnuts in a sock across the back of the head shut em up just fine.

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chimpy, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:55, archived)

ahem...

let just see if i can slip back up this chimney chute...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:57, archived)

well screw you!

im awarding myself this

it was rigged anyway.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:19, archived)

I have recommended you here

I think they do awards and stuff.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:26, archived)

i am honored

thank you! so much! can i get a patch of that for my sleeveless acid-washed denim jacket please.

by the way, you never explained the High Wycombe comment.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:30, archived)

I did too

I said that I used to go to High Wycombe college/uni whatever it was. I enjoyed many a Friday night at the union. What was the union called again? My memory is shit.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:33, archived)

ermm

cant remember, to be honest i cant remember much about the whole 3 years, except it would take wild hogs to drag me back there.

wasnt it called something like room 4/ studio 4 or something??? no my memorys gone for good, too much cheap vodka.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)

it really was a

hell hole wasn't it. I hated that place and I would never go back either.