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# That morning trip to work would be so much more fun if...
wee!

They did try it once, but were hindered by lack of seat belts.
(yorkpete, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 23:50, archived)
# its falling off the rails...
needs some upstop wheels mate
(salbot, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 23:51, archived)
# hmm...
Wasn't designed with that in mind you see. God knows what happens when it goes upside down!
(yorkpete, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 23:57, archived)
# hmm
am i alone in thinking the Docklands is just the world's worst rollercoaster?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 23:54, archived)
# apparently
the worlds first rollercoaster ran at 6 miles an hour, so its a close call
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 23:58, archived)
# docklands
Never been on it. The east! Wouldn't catch me there... It looks like the maglev they used to have at brum international airport. That was fun.
(yorkpete, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 23:58, archived)
# You wanna try
Piccadilly line fast to Acton. Christ alive.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 4 Sep 2002, 0:00, archived)
# theres a guy
who drives the district line.
he always talks to the passengers, pointing out the "turnham green" joke, etc...
one day the bastard was racing a picadilly line train until he realised
he was supposed to stop at the next station. bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 0:03, archived)
# did he miss the station??
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 4 Sep 2002, 0:06, archived)
# i love amusing tube anecdotes.
aren't i sad :)

if my strop (and my mum's) fail tomorrow, i shall be using the jubilee line daily from a week sunday. if it succeeds, i won't be using it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 0:08, archived)
# the underground again
Everyone probably already knew this, but I found out last night that the suicide pits in tube stations were put in during the 1930s depression. Seemed people were literally depressed. I also found out tube drivers earn £31k! Not half bad.
(yorkpete, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 0:01, archived)
# not half bad....
...for never seeing daylight.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 4 Sep 2002, 0:02, archived)