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heh

needless to say, any future boyfriends were informed of this insident..

I used to do it too, but then I stopped for a few years and when I tried again I got a rather bad headache and had to lie down....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

farting or spining in chairs?

both fun im sure...

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

Spinning chairs of course!

I don't fart, i'm a lady, I do lady things like smelling flowers and petting kittens...*

*may be lies....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

oh yes of course

i forgot that...:-P

and your friend is just a freak example of women farting then?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)

Yup, that and

she's the one that bogged off with her unibrowed on/off bf to see Shaun of the Dead without me :(

*pines*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

obviously not a lady then

my mate matt has a unibrow, he used to be very sensitive about it, but he has got over it now

an ex of his had electrolosis (?) on her eyebrows to remove her monobrow... but between them they had a pair!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)

hahaha!

Ahhh, unibrows never cease to amuse me...

This lad is very unfortunate though as he looks, has the brain power of and is built like a neanderthal*

*i canne spell :s

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)

that looks correct to me, cos i cant either

im sure he makes up for it in other areas...maybe

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

*shudder*

that's verrrrrrry disturbing..
ARSE, I just stapeled my finger!! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, stupid novelty stapler looking so innocent...........

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)

pfffft

how the hell did you manage that? did it sneak up on you?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)

I was fiddleing with it

and it slipped and stapled the middle of my finger :( Bloody hurts....
I know someone who stapled the webby bit of his hand, his leg and his fingers...
He's a weird basturd....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)

awww for you

and ewww for your weirdo friend

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)

Blargh,

he's not really a friend, he's my sister's ginger friend's bf who asked me out....
It's rather confusing...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)

yes that is rather confusing

lol, why do you feel the need to refer to her as "you sisters ginger friend" have you seen my profile :-P

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)

Er............

heh....
Well, um..., to me she has no name as she is the most annoying person on the planet and she just happens to be ginger (such a nice colour)........

*phew*, saved.....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

mmmhmmm

you managed to dig up quite successfully there.

Like my friend matt (again) he was looking through pictures on my phone and someone had taken a picture of my recently shaved head, and he asked me why someone had taken a picture of a balloon.

"Err, well matt, thats my head"

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!

the loon!
That made my tea get all over my newly bandaged finger..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)

yeah... he spent about an hour

down the pub trying to get himself out of it. It was just very funny, tho i wasnt going to let him know that

you really did some damage with that stapler then?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)

I think

I think i did a lot of damage but it didn't do that much.
I now have a hole in the middle of my finger which is rather deep...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)

ouch

cant say thats something i have ever done

a friend of mine once took most of his finger off with a knife when chopping up potatoes... not nice apparantly

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)

Yeouch

If he had, and served it for some reason, I doubt the person who found it would have been happy..
I've never really done any serious damage to myself, thought I sprained my wrist once and had to use a bloody granny trolley as a schoolbag...
not the most fun 3 weeks....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)

pfft

granny trolley

would have been some lovely spuds, little bit more meaty.

God its funny listening to the helpdesk calls, people really are stupid

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)

I got sick of it

and threw it down some stairs..
Needless to say, the teacher there was none too pleased...
Helpdesk calls eeeey? What kind of things have they done?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)

oh, just people who cant find a Z key (for example)

and just as i typed that someone was asking whether they could plug a mouse into their PC.... umm, i fairly certain you CAN!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)

Ahahahahaha!

Stupid people are funny.....
Speaking of which, have you ever read those Darwin Award books?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)

i have had a flick fhrough then website of them

but not entire books, no

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)

I read one

and found it rather amusing which I know I shouldn't have because, well, people died, but I can't help them being stupid!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)

argh hairy girl is being really friendly

i dont likes it i tell ya

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)

May I just say

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Ahhh, takes me back to primary school.....
Mabye she thinks you're one of those hair fetish blokes.....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)

you may :-P

god i havent done any work at all today, not one thing

i might go early, not really much point me being here!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)

Heehee

Not working is always a good plan and leaving/sneeking out is even better
Awww, but tashy might miss you ;P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)

maybe...

tho i think* that she is engaged

*hope

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)

Hmmm...

mabye there was a number to call on that hairy woman programme...
She may like to play outside the field though..... ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)

she might like to

but.... no way... noooo way

i would have to be REALLLY drunk.

REALLY REALLY REALLY, actually i should have more self belief. NEVER!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)

Awww, poor lady

Im sure she'll be heart broken.....
Blergh, If you snogged your beard might get caught....
eww eww eww eww

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)

im sure she is just being nice

still she has someone, so im sure she cant complain!

eww eww eww eww, thats just wrong

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)

Im ashamed

of myself for thinking it *shudder*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)

longest thread

ever?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)

Methinks

quite possibley :D
Wonder if there's a prize to be had....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)

started at 11.30!!!

I dont really think the layout of b3ta is designed for threads this long

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)

Woooooooooah,

Lenghty!
If it ain't, it should be, just for the likes of us :)
edit: bugger, you really havent done any work! Well done!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)

definitly

ooh hairy girl is speaking to a guy who used to be her teacher... thats weird

apparantly she is engaged and now "to commited" to flirt anymore. Odd odd stuff. I might go soon

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)

Go and

stop him stealing your woman? ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

and fuck it its 10 mins early, but i dont care!

well, always a pleasure to break b3ta thread records with ya.

Byeeeeeeeee :)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)

Likewise :)

Sneek out safely and don't get caught by tashed ladies!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)