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# Agreed
Surely we should instead have a pissing competition based on the percentage of FPs..?

(goes and counts)
4103 messages, 44 front pages. That's a 1.07238 on the Magic Donkey scale for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# can we not just have a pissing competition
based on the distance we can piss?
/oldfashioned
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# it was height for us
i will kick your ass
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# you're quite right *considers sneaky edit*
although by any rules kicking in the ass/arse is cheating, shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# I always preferred
going for height myself, but it's not my show.

What say you, mods? Height, distance, or taste?

edit - Damn it, someone can mindpiss higher than I can...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# We should have
an actual pissing competition, with a printout measuring scale.
(tomsk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# honesty box
or webcam evidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)
# OK
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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)