In my neighbourhoodthe beggars all stand around cashmachines trying to guilt trip you into giving them 20 quid or something.
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blindmelon,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:03,
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I have a friendwho lives in San Francisco who played a terrible trick on a homepless guy once.
Homeless guy: "Hey man, you got an extra cigarette?"
Mike: *fumbles around pockets, pulls out a book of matches. Takes one match out and light it, then lights the entire book. Hands it to homeless guy* "Here, hold this." *walks off*
me: *laughs then walks waay fast*
(Homeless guy: "Hey man, you got an extra cigarette?"
Mike: *fumbles around pockets, pulls out a book of matches. Takes one match out and light it, then lights the entire book. Hands it to homeless guy* "Here, hold this." *walks off*
me: *laughs then walks waay fast*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:09,
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hahahahaWhat an evil bastard. I like it. I like it muchly.
( blindmelon,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:11,
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twas hilarious...the guy was dumbfounded.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:13,
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