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[challenge entry] Department for wasting road tax revenue.


Fucktards.

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(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# yes
i thought so
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Reply
Message.


I love that! WOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!

oh go on, i'll throw in a yay too
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# *sniff
you're too kind!
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# NICE!
would they post a sign indicating where beggars can stand around my neighbourhood, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# In my neighbourhood
the beggars all stand around cashmachines trying to guilt trip you into giving them 20 quid or something.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# I have a friend
who lives in San Francisco who played a terrible trick on a homepless guy once.

Homeless guy: "Hey man, you got an extra cigarette?"

Mike: *fumbles around pockets, pulls out a book of matches. Takes one match out and light it, then lights the entire book. Hands it to homeless guy* "Here, hold this." *walks off*

me: *laughs then walks waay fast*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)
# hahahaha
What an evil bastard. I like it. I like it muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)
# twas hilarious...
the guy was dumbfounded.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)
# well
thats kind of ambiguous, where the hell is the sign for the double yellow lines.
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# my bad
that'll come in the next budget. or out of parking fine revenue.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# splendid.
jolly good show, old bean, what.
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)
# I've seen
a roundabout exactly like that...



No roads off it. Just a round thing in the middle of the road.

It's here.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Tunnel
vent.
(tomsk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Thats not too far from the truth!
And around here it's even worse coz every sign is written in English AND Welsh... waste of fucking money...
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:19, archived)
# lol
Veeeeeery good! You've obviously driven through my town!
(judigbr9430, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)