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# You're just flubbing jealous
and I have to ask this, being a parent...

why do you younger adolescents hate children? Who raised you little turds? Wolves? a Unix-based Cyborg???

I say: Love children because we were all once kids ourselves.

I also say: You can love your children.. just don't LOVE your children... sickos.

/high horse
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# Me and the Moonwalker
I love children. I just like to make fun of other people who love their children. This guy was just BEGGING to be mocked. And I'm no adolescent. I'm a geezer by adolescent standards, so I have something in common with babies in that teenagers don't like us geezers either.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# I'm middle-aged
much like cheese.

I work with alot of 19-20 somethings that hate children, and so I have to ask.

You mean to tell me that if you could do that with your progeny you wouldn't? Seems kind of neat to me... but maybe that is one parent's opinion to another's.

edit: second thing in common.. diapers.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Sure, it beats deep frying him (slightly)
Yeah, I'd do that with any child I had, but I don't know if I'd commit it to the web. I'd probably also make a funny site about my kid getting brutalized comically. Which is why it's best that my weiner is tied in a square knot. You and me- we're the same. We both put our pedants on one leg at a time. :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)
# YAY!
One of these days I shall finish my swf of my son singing "Feliz Navidad" in his sister's dress-up ballerina clothes. Funny as HELL. I torture my chilluns'... in a good way.

FANTA

STICK!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)
# calm down!
what's he jealous of? he's just taking the piss!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)
# If you read carefully kitten...
I'm just pedanting.

I'm as calm as the waning moon.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# in that case
I don't understand a word of your post, disregard.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)